The Great Land of Tikaphi Tribe is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Commissar Kronos with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 2.147 billion Tikaphi Tribeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phitan City. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tikaphi Tribean economy, worth 211 trillion Tikas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,655 Tikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Tikaphi Tribe, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikaphi Tribe's national animal is the Brown Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aztet.

Tikaphi Tribe is ranked 42,152^nd in the world and 32^nd in Thaecia for Most Patriotic, with 31.21 flags saluted per person per day.